Shoot. I'd think that would be an awesome nickname. I can just imagine girls walking up to you at parties ...
"Is your name really Boner?" ... "Yep." ... "How did you get that name?" ... "A girl gave it to me after glancing at my enormous manhood." ... "Really? That's interesting? Can I glance at your enormous manhood, too?" ... "Naw. I'm busy drinking this beer." ... "Please? Oh, please?" ... "Okay. But just once. And, I can only show you in private." ... "Okay. How about my place?" ... "Alright. Just let me finish my beer. Here, take my keys and bring my car around."
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