I have confidence in Mr. Hog Farmer. A whale is nothing more than a sea-going hog, anyhow and Mr. Hog Farmer clearly has the magic touch.
The only potential problem I see is that, in order to get a hog in the mood, Mr. Hog Farmer has to dress up nice. But, when working with a sea-going hog, the seawater is going to ruin his hair and wash away his perfume. Not to mention the fact that it's going to be difficult to speak sweet nothings into the whale's ear because A) they have no ear and B) it's all going to come out like "Gurgle, blurgle, blub, blub, glub." underwater.
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