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Originally Posted by FAX
I'm not sure, exactly, Mr. Guru. The schedule on the NBC site says 12:15 pm on Sunday, the 28th. I don't know if that's Eastern time, Pacific time, or Central time or Jupiter time or Black Hole Event Horizon time which would make it real darn convenient on account of the fact that at the Event Horizon of a Black Hole time completely stops so it's always 12:15 pm on Sunday and 12:15 on Monday and every other time of the day on every other day throughout all history and throughout all future simultaneously including all possible alternate dimension times although some people believe that there is no such a thing as time as we know it at the Event Horizon of a Black Hole and prefer to think that time no longer exists there in any form or fashion and is, instead, a serving of Bananas Foster or, perhaps, Einstein's lost car keys but that shouldn't prevent NBC from screwing up the schedule and broadcasting ice dancing live during the hockey game and showing the actual game later as a prime time, taped event except for viewers on the West Coast who will see your regularly scheduled programming contact your local station for details.
FAX
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Guess it doesn't matter for me then if that is the time. I'll be at the circus with my kids. Go USA!
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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