[Rain Man]

I was in a restaurant this weekend and had an odd experience that I've never had before. I saw a person who I'm pretty sure was a woman, but I wasn't positive. Probably 90 percent sure it was a woman, but one of those who is small and flat-chested and with a very short haircut. But the really weird thing is that if it was a woman, she was kind of cute, which was very disturbing in the 10 percent chance that I was wrong.

Obvious Disclaimer: I'm married, so of course any observations in restaurants are merely observations, with no actions following. This is especially true if I'm not 100 percent sure of the gender.