Maybe Clark Hunt should try flying an airplane sometime and he'll be lucky enough to sit next to an adult film star who will in turn schmooze her way into talking all the over-aged, washed-up veterans to sign a FA contract with us. For her reward, she'll get front-row seats to the NIT tournament to watch MU lose to Tosh.O University.
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Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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