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Originally Posted by Buck
HOLY SHIT! Chuck Norris is 70 today. He doesn't look 70.
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You're ****ing 70. Chuck Norris is still 31. Chuck Norris defies time and space. Age is irrelevant. Ask Jack LaLanne. And Sophia Loren.
However, let this be a lesson to all you people out there. Time creeps up on you faster than you can ever imagine. 20 years from now, you'll be cursing your existence because it seems like it was only three or four weeks ago that you were 23 and now you are somehow 43. I shit you not. Do something with your life, because it will be too late. Tomorrow will be 2031.