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ToxSocks · 04-09-2010, 09:34 AM

Oh my god. WTF is going on here. The world has to be coming to an end.

Is this the real ChiefsPlanet? I think i must've landed in the wrong forum. This has turned into one of the most disappointing threads ever.

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT DOING IT. What is running through your head?

1. NO STRINGS ATTACHED. She doesn't wanna have your kid, she doesn't want to live with you. She doesn't want you to buy her shit. All she wants is your dick. THAT'S IT. Just your dick! Stop over complicating shit!

2. Why are you worried about her husband? Are you ****ing him too? No. Do you drink beers with the dude? No. Do you watch games with him? No. Do you even know what he looks like, how he acts, what his ****ing name is? **** NO! So why does he matter? Are you afraid of him or some shit? WTF is he going to do to you?

3. Are you seeing anyone? No. So there's no guilt on your concious. YOU'RE NOT GETTING INTO TROUBLE BY ****ING HER. SHE IS.

NOT YOUR PROBLEM

4. When you're alone in your room fapping to porn, you're gonna wish you were nailing her sweet ass. And that's the truth. Why you gonna sit there in front of your computer fapping to MILF porn when you can be MAKING a MILF Porn?

WTF Dude. You are a ****ing machine. You are designed to ****. You're 20-something years old with no comitted relationship and apparently good looking. You should be out there ****ing any attractive chicks that sniff your nuts. This chick wants to have her mouth all over your dick and you wanna say no? Oh my goodness.

Dude, if i were your friend and I lived out there with you, I'd force you to **** this chick. I'd do what any good friend would do. I'd get you wasted so you would stop tripping, go pick this chick up for you, lay her own your bed and lock you in the room until i hear the headboard slamming into the wall.

I just...I cant believe this.......

04-09-2010, 09:34 AM	#142
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $2013063	Oh my god. WTF is going on here. The world has to be coming to an end. Is this the real ChiefsPlanet? I think i must've landed in the wrong forum. This has turned into one of the most disappointing threads ever. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT DOING IT. What is running through your head? 1. NO STRINGS ATTACHED. She doesn't wanna have your kid, she doesn't want to live with you. She doesn't want you to buy her shit. All she wants is your dick. THAT'S IT. Just your dick! Stop over complicating shit! 2. Why are you worried about her husband? Are you **ing him too? No. Do you drink beers with the dude? No. Do you watch games with him? No. Do you even know what he looks like, how he acts, what his ing name is? NO! So why does he matter? Are you afraid of him or some shit? WTF is he going to do to you? 3. Are you seeing anyone? No. So there's no guilt on your concious. YOU'RE NOT GETTING INTO TROUBLE BY ING HER. SHE IS. NOT YOUR PROBLEM 4. When you're alone in your room fapping to porn, you're gonna wish you were nailing her sweet ass. And that's the truth. Why you gonna sit there in front of your computer fapping to MILF porn when you can be MAKING a MILF Porn? WTF Dude. You are a ing machine. You are designed to . You're 20-something years old with no comitted relationship and apparently good looking. You should be out there ing any attractive chicks that sniff your nuts. This chick wants to have her mouth all over your dick and you wanna say no? Oh my goodness. Dude, if i were your friend and I lived out there with you, I'd force you to ** this chick. I'd do what any good friend would do. I'd get you wasted so you would stop tripping, go pick this chick up for you, lay her own your bed and lock you in the room until i hear the headboard slamming into the wall. I just...I cant believe this....... __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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