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Originally Posted by FAX
There's more to the Clausen backstory than meets the eye. The NFL is a tight, little club. Weis or no Weis ... I don't know what it is, but there's a word out on Clausen. That's my theory, anyhow.
FAX
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NFL Front Office Man #1: "So, have you heard the scoop on Clausen?"
NFL Front Office Man #2: "Yeah, he's supposedly bad news, everyone's avoiding him. Why?"
F.O. Man #1: "Well, he's a narcissistic douchebag."
F.O. Man #2: "So what? Most players are."
F.O. Man #1: "Yeah, but Clausen's also hung with a horse dick. He's so big he can give himself a blowjob like Ron Jeremy."
F.O. Man #2: "Uh, well, that's good for him, I suppose... what's that got to do with anything?"
F.O. Man #1: "Because when you put that together with the narcissism, the experts figure he'll never amount to anything in the pros because they can't get him to stop sucking his own dick."