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Originally Posted by FAX
You are asleep. You are awakened by a strange noise. You walk downstairs to discover that a stranger has entered your home in the dead of night and decapitated your monkey. Do you ...
A) Attempt to reattach the head with superglue and twine?
B) Saute your monkey in scallions and garlic and serve on a bed of wild rice?
C) Become an urban vigilante bent on revenge going by the name of Half Cock?
D) Shoot your refrigerator
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