Badgranny,
I'm loading up the Supercoupe and heading out to Johnson City. When I get there I'm gonna kick in your screen door and hammerfist the back of your boyfriend's skull into Ol Roy dog food. Then I'm gonna throw you over my shoulder and set you in the front seat of that dirty bird while "Bawitdaba" pounds out of my truck speakers on the back floorboard. I'm gonna finger pop your snatch and get third gear scratch at the same time and never even spill a drop of my Beam and coke. We'll be together forever.
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