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My dad called my brother and I into his home office when I was around 15, and had already uncorked my gun. He said "boys, your mom wants me to talk to you". We thought we were in trouble for something....and then he said "is there anything you want to know about women? It's pretty much like the cows" We said "yeah, we're good, we know all about it" he said "good talk" and left.
I understood the reproduction part because of our time on the farm...I knew if you turned the bulls in June First, you'd get calves starting on a certain date, I knew a hog had babies 112 days after the boar rode them. I knew you could tell when a heifer was stuck by the bull because of the hunch in her back when he was mounted.....
There was a lot more I didn't understand than I thought I did though, but that had more to do with girls changing their mind about things, why you shouldn't say certain things....the same stuff every guy learns the hard way.
Mom hated anything porn related. if she found a mag, it got burned and you got your ass chewed.
Kids now have it easy.....
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