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Originally Posted by el borracho
I cannot believe you blamed the porn on your 11 year old. Just fess up to the wife, already. Who knows... if you ask politely, maybe she'll let you try something new.
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This does open many a door for you, Mr. Plow.
Wife: "There's something wrong with Jr. I went through the history and he's looking up Cleveland Steamer Bondage Porn".
You: "Oh My. I have no idea what that is, but it sounds serious".
Wife: "Our little boy's turning into a monster." *sobbing*
You: "Hush, hush dear. I'll have a talk with him." *Smug smile crossing your face*