Today we salute you mister teenage minority punching cop man.
Mister teenage minority punching cop maaaaaan!
If a minority resists arrest, you don't take any of their shit.
Noooone of their shit noooow!
And if it's a black girl who just left the mall with her friends, look out. You're hitting her so hard, Martin Luther King Jr. will feel it.
I have a dreaaaa-heeeeeem!
You're not committing assault. You're making the streets of America a safer place. Because everyone knows teenage girls need to be put in their place.
Ameeeeeeeeerican heeeeeeero!
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Copper. Minorities are dangerous, but teenage female minorities are a blight on humanity.
Mister teenage minority punching cop maaaaaan!
Last edited by Hammock Parties; 06-16-2010 at 09:57 PM..
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