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Originally Posted by teedubya
Hahah... about 1% of Americans give a shit about soccer. And it bumps up to 2.5% during World Cup.... then back down to 1%... in about 15 minutes from now.
Mom's basement? Is that your best smack? Jesus... you are losing it in your old age.
I "bandwaggoned" it for about 15 minutes once before being lulled into a long slumber from uber boredom.... I faked an injury, rolled around on the floor until I found my remote... and I was saved.
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You don't call both of them mommy? Doesn't that hurt one that looks like Patton Oswalt's feelings?
And I don't care what percent gives a shit about soccer. For ****'s sake, US soccer has 10x more, and 10x more committed fans than the Chiefs, who are a national joke, the Clippers, the Blues, aspiring to someday be the Cubs.
I care about soccer, have since I was 7. So go **** yourself, seriously, Fleshlight offers a nice array of teedub personal redemption devices. Leave your seed there, safe from sisters and cousins.