[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by GoHuge39

Dude you are so full of shit (sorry it's the most appropriate term). Like others have said there is no slipping into her ass unless you are in fact a needle dick. Plenty of girls like it, but if you just went and tried to jam it in your dick will bend in half or she is going to knock you through a ****ing wall. This is an astroglide needed several minute process of getting it in unless you're a complete douche and don't care about hurting the girl. You couldn't tell the difference? It's like trying to stick your dick into a coke bottle!! "The horrendous smell of shit?" Further proof this didn't happen.

You sound like a 15 year-old virgin to be completely honest. Everything you said is just dead ass wrong. I don't see in any way how you could have any experience with a girls dirty balloon knot after posting what you did. I agree with everyone else........bull shit.

Ouch...