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Old 07-07-2010, 02:49 PM   #46
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Met a girl at starbucks. We decided to go shag.

After a mediocre makeout session she refused to blow me. She was pretty average looking. Clothes came off, and she was COVERED in acne. Everywhere. No blowjob, the horror of it all, I went limp. Made her PPV porn to get me hard. Got hard. Attempted insertion, was still horrified completely, went limp. Went home.

Moral of the story: I'm gay.

We knew it but it was brave of you to share.
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