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Old 07-08-2010, 10:49 AM   #1
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Originally Posted by Phobia View Post
A gal flew to Houston to meet me once. I knew her from a tech conference and remembered her to be moderately attractive... She arrived and I picked her up at the airport. Wasn't attracted to her in the slightest. I mean, she wasn't repulsive or anything. But I know that she flew a long way so I took care of business after some liquid encouragement.

I nearly had to fake it. Afterwards, I was a little loopy and couldn't believe I had hit it so I'm sitting in the hotel laughing hysterically. She probably thought I was crazy.
That takes some mental magic. I think this falls under the adage, "No one looks at the mantel when poking the fire."
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