Thread: Misc What's the worst sex you've ever had?
View Single Post
Old 07-08-2010, 10:36 PM   #9
T-post Tom T-post Tom is offline
Busy in a Kohl's restroom
 
T-post Tom's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland
Casino cash: $1747293
Went to a whorehouse, once. Walked in and the madam said...

"It's $40 for a blowjob and $100 if you want to get fucked."

I said, "I want to get fucked."

"Okay, take your $100 upstairs and knock at room number five."

"Sounds good."

I moved quickly & eagerly up the stairs, landing in a dim hallway with a series of numbered doors. After my eyes adjusted to the poor lighting, I found room number five. I knocked softly, but there was no reply. I knocked a little louder and still no reply. So I banged very loudly and a harsh woman's voice replied...

"What the hell do you want?"

"I want to get fucked."

"Then slide a hundred dollars under the door, sugar."

"Okay, there it is."

Silence. Not a sound. So I yelled, "Open the door!" Even more silence. So I yelled "Hey! Let's go!" Still nothing. So I banged as hard as I could on the door and the same voice replied...

"What the hell do want?"

"I came here to get fuckED! I want to get fuckED!"

The woman laughed and said, "What? Again?"


Worst sex evah!
__________________
You seem nice!
Posts: 22,376
T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.T-post Tom is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote