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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
We're talking about a specific type of food, though.
It's like stuffed-crust pizza. Before I knew about stuffed-crust pizza, I had no desire for it. It never thought to myself, I want some pizza with cheese stuffed in the crust. I never thought to myself, this pizza would be so much better if it's crust was stuffed with cheese.
The thought never entered my head.
Then pizza hut started advertising pizza with CHEESE STUFFED INTO THE CRUST!!!!!!!!!
I had to ****ing have it.
And so I started eating even more fattening and caloric-ridden slices of pizza.
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You will buy cheese stuffed pizza
You will buy popcorn
You will eat fast food
You will attend the government mandated fat camp
Move along