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I never get poop on my hands when I wipe my ass. I only get it on my hand when I wipe someone else's ass. But enough about my kinky bedroom antics... On this topic, sort of, another question: have you ever looked down and noticed a brown smudge on a hand? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... chocolate, or shit?" to yourself? Have you ever then sniffed it to find out? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... no smell... Do I taste it to find out, or just wait until I'm near a sink to wash it off?" Just wondering.
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