I stole this from my Cardinals board, but a cross-post was necessary:
Tony Larussa presents -- The Choker (musical credit: Steve Miller)
Quote:
The Choker
Some people call me "The Genius"
Some call me the "Choker of Games"
Some people call me Xerxes
Cause I'm pompous, arrogant and inflamed
People talk about me, lately
Say Im doin it wrong, doin it wrong
Well, dont you worry
Dont worry, don't worry
Cause I'm right, and I've been right all along.
Cause I'm "The Genius"
I hold the patent
We play a hard nine
Except the Latins
I do my magic on the field
I'm a joker
Not a smoker
Im not a big game choker
Won't disrespect Schilling or Sheffield
I was a player
Big game-dayer
A soothsayer
An only-my-wayer
I do my magic on the field
I'm a joker
Not a smoker
I'm not a big game choker
Won't disrespect Schilling or Sheffield
Wooo wooooo
Never seen a game
I couldn't leave my fingerprints on
I really love to double switch
My brain is the bomb
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey from the press
Ooo-eee St Louis fans let me know I'm the best
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