[Rasputin]

(Qouting MR. FAX, exibit A)
And Pioli calleth unto Shaun, and spake unto him out of the tabernacle of the office complex and verily from Arrowhead Drive did Pioli calleth, saying, "Speak ye unto the media, and sayeth unto them, if any man offendeth ye, ye shalt removeth of them their junk and of their very coin purse ye shall disposeth."

And to the NFL also spake Pioli saying, "Thy works art an abomination before me and thy fines art also an abomination. Thy hast accused my player unjustly and with malice hast thou accuseth him. Repent thee now or therefore, I say unto ye that thy nads shalt also be torn asunder and onto my altar shalt thy nads be placed. I say unto thee also that the nads of thine children and thy children's children shalt be rent from their nether parts and from their secret regions shalt their nads be torn."

"For I shall pluck away thine sack and cast it beside the altar by the place of the ashes and cleave it with the blade of retribution and divide thine penis asunder and I shalt burn thine pecker upon the wood that is upon the fire"

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I vote MR. FAX exibit A