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I got thrown out my house when (HE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED) missed his kick and I made mine.
Mine was a popcorn tin, dead center into the Christmas tree. $#IT went everywhere and that wasn't enough "**** you" so the tree floated into the kitchen.
Went to a buddy's house and swore I'd never watch football again...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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