[Iowanian]

15 yard pentalty. He's Giving him the business down there~

Originally Posted by Delano

Seriously, Andreas, you're 42 years old. You're not going to lose weight. In fact, that beer gut will only get bigger. Your job at the grammar school maintenance department doesn't allow much physical exercise and since you've a child, you don't have time to work out.

Not only will you gain weight in the future, you'll continue to see your hair recede. Currently, you're grasping at what little hair you have at your hairline and combing it forward. More of a comb forward than a comb over. Shave it all off or comb it differently - anyone with a brain can see the five-head between your thin hairs.

On top of that, you're ugly. Your ears are asymmetric, your nose is crooked, you've got a fat neck, and you never quite shut your mouth. You're an ugly mouth breather. I'd probably put money on your mother drinking while you were developing if a bookie offered odds.

With all that said, we could hope you are hiding some intelligence behind your prognathic appearance. Unfortunately, you are an imbecile as well as being fat, lazy, and ugly. You make frequent grammar and spelling mistakes. You can't quite tell that the entire board thinks you are a troglodyte.

If I were you, I would delete my profile and quietly lurk for Chiefs news. Your Chiefs fanaticism is really all you've got going for you.