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I swore off McDonald's a long time ago. Mainly because I don't want to McDie.
Besides, that one burger thing of theirs comes with shredded lettuce and is served in a styrofoam box. You take that thing out and "BOOM" shredded lettuce everyfriggingwhere. It gets in your shirt, your eyes, down the back of your neck ... everywhere but on the burger and in your mouth. Then you have to walk around shedding green leafy chunks as they fall out of your hair and your pants and your jacket like Swamp Thing during molting season.
No thanks. I'm done with McDonald's and their insane shredded lettuce bombs.
FAX
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