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Originally Posted by luv
Life Things you can still do now that you did 20 years ago...
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1) Drink
2) Make my mother cry
3) Grill a mean burger, brat, or steak.
4) (FINALLY) record the Chiefs games.
5) Punch my dad in the nuts and not get mah' ass whooped
6) Stay employed. I know it's sad that this is something someone would bring up...but...it is what it is.
7)18 boiled eggs. It will never compare to "Luke " or his best but I'm only human.
8) Talk a depressed woman into buying me a beer at teh bar.
9) Much more buttseggs.
10) Hole (and hold) an erection for hours with only the help of Anheuser-Busch products...