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Originally Posted by Sandolf
You rather talk about Jay Cutler? 
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Jay Cutler downs three long island ice teas, six miller lites, two jaeger bombs and a body shot off the hottest Chicago waitress he takes home and bangs Saturday night before getting up after four hours, enjoying a pregame bloody mary and chucking the ball down the field with 1.0409 times the efficiency of a completely sober and celibate Matt Cassel after 10 hours of sleep.