[Coach]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Afterward, my wife says to me that our 11-year-old wants to know why he's not allowed to yell and scream in frustration while playing his video games, but Daddy can do it while watching football.

I had to think about that one for awhile.

Then I told the kid to shove it up his ass.

Would have simply said "Because Daddy can. Deal with it."