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Originally Posted by Crush
that friggin Darth Vader built C-3PO completely shrank the universe.
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I have seen the movies several times (once when they came out, wanting to rip out my eyeballs after I left) and then again when my kids had them on in the background, but I always manage to forget this most absurd of absurdities.
It's so far beyond reeruned.
But nothing passes Attack of the Clones. OMFG.
"So, you're strong in the force?"
"Really? How strong?"
"Well, I dunno, let me take out this little dohickey and measure you....white blood cell count ......yeah, yeah....oh wow, you've got like a Force Rating of like 947. That's like eighteen points higher than Yoda himself. Man, you are the FORCE of the Force guys."
"Is my Force bigger than yours?"
Hangs head. *sniff* "Your Force is so amazing that Natalie Portman will boink you even though you have the personality of a complete turd and are obviously emotionally unstable and on some kind of insane power-trip when she does."
"Cool, my Force rocks!"
Dear God. What happened to "in the rock, the tree, it surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds us."
Now it's in a blood count. JFC.