Harrison Ford circa "Raiders"
Dane McCloud
Chuck Norris
whoever's breaking into RainMan's house
the Golden Voiced homeless dude (double rubber)
the Shamwow guy
Ryan Seacrest (because I know it'll go in easy)
Chazz Bono (this may not count, though)
that dude from "The Crying Game" (close enough to a chick that I can daydream)
Jay Leno (but only if Conan gets to watch and laugh)
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