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Originally Posted by burt
C. face down in Lumpy.
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"Hmblmbpblp!! I cnbnt blrttthh!"
THE MIDGET AND THE FAT LADY
One circus midget asked his friend, another circus midget, how his relationship with the Fat Lady was going.
"Oh, all right, I guess," his friend replied.
He asked his friend, "Why? What's wrong?"
"Oh, nothing's wrong, except when it comes to sex."
"What's wrong with the sex?"
"Well... When we're nose-to-nose, my toes are in it; when we're toes-to-toes, my nose is in it; and when I'M in it... there's nobody to talk to."