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Honestly, I barely paid attention to the game. TV wasn't on yet, so I missed the anthem disaster. I missed the first two touchdowns while taking a dump. Drove back from my friend's house at halftime so I missed all the Black Eyed Pea stuff. I'm old enough that when you say "Fergie" I think the fat chick from the royal family. Couldn't pick the other one out of a police lineup. If I've ever heard a Black Eyed Pea song I don't remember it, and if I did it probably annoyed me. And once I got home, I played Mass Effect 2 and had the game on in the background. Honestly the only part of the game I paid any real attention to the was the final failed drive.
I think I remember three of the commercials well enough to discuss them. Unfortunately, one of them was that cringe-inducing Doritos commercial where the guy sucked on the other guy's fingers. Ewwwwwwwwww.
Sadly, however, I have no plans to buy a Volkswagen or any quantity of Budweiser, which still tastes like overcarbonated piss no matter how much they spend on commercials. And the homo finger sucking bit doesn't exactly make me long for a bag of Doritos, either.
Don't really care that the Packers won. I am sort of happy that the $tealer$ and Rapelessburger lost. But I really don't feel strongly about it either way. I'm mainly glad it's over because I'm sick of hearing about it.
I guess I'm a Bad American. At least a Bad Commercial American.
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