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Excellent post, Mr. Superturtle. Not because it is interesting, or even funny.
Nope. That is an excellent post because it gives me a great idea. I believe I shall start an Amish rock band. I don't know any Amish dudes ... or any Amishettes, for that matter. But that is a minor detail. I can round up some dudes who can dress up as Amish dudes. So, all we'll need are hats and overalls and we'll need to remove the buttons from our amplifiers and guitars.
The band will need a name, of course. Maybe, "The Men 'O Nights".
Also, we'll need a set list. I'm thinking some retro songs. Stuff from the '60s and '70s, maybe. Any ideas on this would be most helpful. "Hay, Joe.", "A Horse With No Mane", "Heck Raiser", "Tied To The Hitchin' Post", "Barn To Be Wild" ... those might be good.
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