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Why is oil down? The reason may surprise you.
" All over the country and in some parts of Vermont, motorists are angry. "I just can't pay for food AND gas" one man with overalls explained. "We went to an easter dinner and we barely had enough gas to get to easter 4th meal at taco bell!" The mans overalls fell down unexpectedly. There is some good news on the horizon though, Gas prices have feel two days in a row thanks to what some experts are calling the "Eric Hosmer effect"
"Eric Hosmer is one bad mother ****er" Warren Buffet told congress. "I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be 2-pac" one black man told the senate. Eric Hosmer's bad speed has been known to turn heads and turn awesome into Oil.
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