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Old 05-21-2011, 09:57 AM   #3
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I met a couple at a bar. The husband invited me to dance with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I felt her up on the dance floor, megapervert style, and made out with her.

After a brief chat in which I managed to spill a drink on the blonde wife with big tits, we decided to go back to my place for a sexual rendevous.

While hubby jerked off in the corner, I averted my eyes and made out some more with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I also put her big tits in my mouth and did some stuff with them. Then I received an extremely lame blowjob and finished myself off all over her big tits in literally the largest jizz explosion of my life.

I got her a towel to clean herself off and they left and I never heard from them again.

STRANGERS IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, REAL HEDONISTIIIIIIIIIIIC.....
LOL!!! Even Whitlock could write better fiction!!
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