[threebag]

Originally Posted by Red 5

I met a couple at a bar. The husband invited me to dance with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I felt her up on the dance floor, megapervert style, and made out with her.

After a brief chat in which I managed to spill a drink on the blonde wife with big tits, we decided to go to her hotel for a sexual rendevous.

When we got to her room her big tits held me down as she tied my hands to the bed post. As I laid there in my parachute pants and Han Solo puffy shirt she slowly unvelcroed my kicks. She then tied my feet, still in my toe socks to the footboard. This evidently made her so ****ing hot because she excused herself from the room to go get a bucket of ice. As I lay there with pressure of my total existence tearing my Superman Underoos. I heard the door SLAM. Next thing I know Batman and Robin come rushing into the room.

"Holy smokes batman" I heard Robin exclaim as he kneeled beside the bed.

The room was filled with captions exclaiming the extacy the dynamic duo.

BANG...POP...SLURP...KaPLOW.

Three hours later I awake from the best night of my life

I got a towel to clean myself off and left them my phone number and I never heard from them again.

STRANGERS IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, REAL HEDONISTIIIIIIIIIIIC.....

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