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Old 05-22-2011, 09:48 AM   #221
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I thought that the Raptors were supposed to come yesterday. I waited inside my house with a tranquilizer gun, a shotgun, and a cattle prod hoping that these Raptors weren't the ones that knew how to open doors. Then I was worried that some Raptors would be able to jump up to my 3rd story balcony and get in that way. However, the Raptors didn't come yesterday so I'm safe now.
Fool.

One drop of raptor blood (assuming you mean the dinos and not the $3itty NBA team) and the whole apt. complex goes feral and meat hungry.

But if it was the NBA team I'd still load a shotgun. They aren't real good at opening doors but their cries will drive you nuts...
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