So I'm flipping channels today and come across (pardon the pun) women's beach volleyball. Goddamn, I love that sport. It was the US vs. China, and the US, of course, was Misty May and Kerri Walsh. Now, neither of them are beauty queens--they're actually both pretty homely--and May is too short and stocky while Walsh is too thin and underweight, but DAMN there is just something about those tiny outfits. They make every woman look hot. Walsh's bottoms pretty much resembled a headband; asscrack hanging out the top, buttcheeks hanging out the bottom (and she's skinny with no ass to speak of).
Tomorrow is the final match: the US against... hold onto your peckers... Brazil. In my experience the Brazilian women's volleyball players pretty much make you JIMP. I think it's at 4:30pm. I'm setting my high-def DVR.
