07-06-2011, 03:19 PM
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain
I work with the elderly,
clean up their messes and such,
and then this woman name beverly,
she came on to me just a little too much.
You see, I try to be nice,
I give them all hugs at the door,
but those hugs no longer suffice,
now they want so much more.
She asks me why I wear so much clothes,
I ask her why she's so damn old.
She tells me we could be together for life,
I tell her I got better things to do till five.
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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