I love the message board GM/OC/DC/HC/Shrinks around here.
CP Expert - "Let me tell you exactly what is happening and why! It is indisputable fact that blah,blah,blah is going on, I guarantee it!"
Observer - 'What experience do you have to make you qualified to make those assertions?"
CP Expert - "Experience?What do you mean experience? I watch football **** face. Go die in a burning AIDS Tree fire you ****ing moron, this is what we do here. Talk football".
Observer - "But you speak as though your posts are fact rather than your obviously biased and slanted opinion skewed to fit your point of view."
CP Expert - "You are a ****ing douchtard! Drink some antifreeze! I can't believe you call yourself a real Chief's fan.

, you are just a homer moron!

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