That's a bad day, man.
First, you risk your life robbing an elderly lady for ticket money, then you risk your life stealing a car to get to the stadium, then you risk your life eating an Arrowhead Hot Dog, then you get your ass kicked, then you get thrown in detention, then you get arrested, then you get thrown in a cell with a bunch of goat fans who beat you mercilessly with their ski hats.
I don't like to see Chiefs fans behaving in this manner, though. It's very un-cool to resort to violence at a football game. It's far more fashionable to crack skulls at a gymnastics competition.
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