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Video at least two different people that you have sex with it so you can replay it at 50 and smile. And jerk to it. Because sex after 50 with 50 year olds isn't going to look the same as having sex with 25 year olds. Especially when you are doing it.
Try drugs, but never tell anyone officially that you've done them.
Realize that most people will **** you over if given the chance. Your wife, your girlfriend, your co-workers, your boss, etc.
Volunteer somewhere once for a good cause. It will give you an satisfying ego boost in nearly every conversation you have with anyone no matter how long ago you volunteered.
Read an "intellectual" book once in your life. See above.
Learn to cook.
Drive at least once at 125 mph+.
Drink a lot of water and try to get at least seven hours of sleep a night.
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