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Originally Posted by 4th and Long
Don't get married. Buy a dog instead. If you get mad at the dog you can kick it or throw it outside or lock it in a closet.
With a wife? Not so much.
So yeah, buy a dog.
Oh and if you get lonely, buy a dog AND a jar of peanut butter.
I'm just sayin' ...
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So . . . if I already participate in the bolded part, does that translate very well into married life? I mean, I'll have to readjust my priorities and all . . .