I know a woman with the name of a famous movie star (J Garner) who looks like the real star after she was half-eaten by a leopard and then managed to eat it herself. I think it made her very angry, but that doesn't explain why she's also unethical and stupid.
As for this guy, maybe he should make up a song to sing like Danny DeVito did on "Always Sunny" after he took over the child's pageant. "I wouldn't do it with anyone who was younger than my daughter".
