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Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition
Tebow is Elway's purgatory
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A few years ago Horseface had a Near Death Experience no one knew about. there was the tunnel and all, then Horseface met God.
God: I wanted to have a chat with you about cheating the salary cap and encouraging the criscoing of your D linemen during you "Super Bowl" years.
Horseface: shit, i knew that was gonna bite me in the ass.
God: Indeed. you are going to suffer 15 years of mentoring my second chosen Son, Tim Tebow. During that time, he will get more media coverage than Manning and Brady put together, enjoy 13 Pro Bowls and win the Super Bowl three times in his last three years.
Horseface: No! He'll ride off in a brighter Rocky Mountain Sunset than me! Can't you just give me a disease or something else?
God: You sinned in football, you shall repent in football. Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!