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Charlie the Big Fat Coach
Had a very giant gut
And if you ever saw it
You would call it a front butt
All of the other coaches
Used to marvel at his weight
They never let big Charlie
get close to their dinner plates
Then when foggy Christmas season
KU came to say,
"Charlie you disgusting slob, how'd you like a coaching job?"
Lawrence restaurants did love it,
and they shouted out with glee,
"Charlie the Big Fat Coach, come into our eateries!"
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