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ShowtimeSBMVP · 12-23-2011, 02:04 PM

In the wake of the Chiefs’ stunning, 19-14 victory over the previously undefeated Packers last Sunday, interim coach Romeo Crennel is getting a lot of love. Among those in the K.C. locker room campaigning for “RAC” to get a crack at the permanent job is standout pass rusher Tamba Hali. Will Crennel, who worked as an assistant with the Patriots when current Chiefs GM Scott Pioli was that franchise’s top personnel executive, land the gig? If so, will Pioli be more loyal to him than Browns GM Phil Savage was when Crennel was Cleveland’s head coach? Let’s call on Mark Knopfler and Dire Straits to help Crennel enunciate his passion, to the tune of “Romeo and Juliet.”

A pumped-up Romeo gives the Chiefs some winning tips
Laying everybody low with a Gladiator clip
Turns the film off, makes a few good quips
Says something like, “You and me, guys, how about it?”

Pioli says, “Hey, it’s Romeo, you nearly gave me a heart attack!”
He’s outside of the office, he’s singing, “Orton’s my quarterback.
Back when Todd Haley was here I know you weren’t havin’ that …
Anyway, what you gonna do about it?”

Pioli, the dice was loaded from the start
And I bet when I exploded into your heart
That you regret, you regret it took so long
When you gonna realize it was just that the job was wrong, Pioli?

Come up in Foxborough, workin’ for Belichick
Got dirty, got mean, yes, I think you know what makes me tick
And I coached big games for Bill and opened up your eyes
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your guys?

When you can fall for Josh McDaniels,
You can fall for Kirk Ferentz,
You can fall for young assistants
And retreads that make no sense
I’ll promise you everything, I’ll promise you thick and thin, yeah!
Now you just say, “Oh Romeo? Yeah, you know I won some Super Bowls with him.”

Pioli, when we won rings, you used to cry.
You said, “I love all my Belichick guys, I’ll love you ‘til I die.”
There’s a time for us, and it’s time to be strong
When you gonna realize it was just that the coach was wrong, Pioli?

I can’t do the talk, like the talk on TV
And I can’t wear a tight shirt, or a medium hoodie
I can’t grow ratty beards, but I’ll do anything for you
I sure can coach ‘em up, what more I gotta prove?
And all I do is win, Scott, like the Chiefs of Marty
All I did was beat the Pack … and Mike McCarthy
Now all the players want me, want this job to be mine
Pioli, I’d take the fall for you any time!

Pioli, when we won rings, you used to cry.
You said, “I love all my Belichick guys, I’ll love you ‘til I die.”
There’s a time for us, and it’s time to be strong
When you gonna realize it was just that the coach was wrong, Pioli?

And a love-struck Romeo sings The Chief a serenade
Laying everybody low with a buffed-up résumé
He turns off the projector, steps out of the shade
He says something like, “You and me babe, how about it?”

You and me Scott, how about it?

12-23-2011, 02:04 PM	#319
ShowtimeSBMVP Chiefs Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $1156009	In the wake of the Chiefs’ stunning, 19-14 victory over the previously undefeated Packers last Sunday, interim coach Romeo Crennel is getting a lot of love. Among those in the K.C. locker room campaigning for “RAC” to get a crack at the permanent job is standout pass rusher Tamba Hali. Will Crennel, who worked as an assistant with the Patriots when current Chiefs GM Scott Pioli was that franchise’s top personnel executive, land the gig? If so, will Pioli be more loyal to him than Browns GM Phil Savage was when Crennel was Cleveland’s head coach? Let’s call on Mark Knopfler and Dire Straits to help Crennel enunciate his passion, to the tune of “Romeo and Juliet.” A pumped-up Romeo gives the Chiefs some winning tips Laying everybody low with a Gladiator clip Turns the film off, makes a few good quips Says something like, “You and me, guys, how about it?” Pioli says, “Hey, it’s Romeo, you nearly gave me a heart attack!” He’s outside of the office, he’s singing, “Orton’s my quarterback. Back when Todd Haley was here I know you weren’t havin’ that … Anyway, what you gonna do about it?” Pioli, the dice was loaded from the start And I bet when I exploded into your heart That you regret, you regret it took so long When you gonna realize it was just that the job was wrong, Pioli? Come up in Foxborough, workin’ for Belichick Got dirty, got mean, yes, I think you know what makes me tick And I coached big games for Bill and opened up your eyes How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your guys? When you can fall for Josh McDaniels, You can fall for Kirk Ferentz, You can fall for young assistants And retreads that make no sense I’ll promise you everything, I’ll promise you thick and thin, yeah! Now you just say, “Oh Romeo? Yeah, you know I won some Super Bowls with him.” Pioli, when we won rings, you used to cry. You said, “I love all my Belichick guys, I’ll love you ‘til I die.” There’s a time for us, and it’s time to be strong When you gonna realize it was just that the coach was wrong, Pioli? I can’t do the talk, like the talk on TV And I can’t wear a tight shirt, or a medium hoodie I can’t grow ratty beards, but I’ll do anything for you I sure can coach ‘em up, what more I gotta prove? And all I do is win, Scott, like the Chiefs of Marty All I did was beat the Pack … and Mike McCarthy Now all the players want me, want this job to be mine Pioli, I’d take the fall for you any time! Pioli, when we won rings, you used to cry. You said, “I love all my Belichick guys, I’ll love you ‘til I die.” There’s a time for us, and it’s time to be strong When you gonna realize it was just that the coach was wrong, Pioli? And a love-struck Romeo sings The Chief a serenade Laying everybody low with a buffed-up résumé He turns off the projector, steps out of the shade He says something like, “You and me babe, how about it?” You and me Scott, how about it?
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