Create a questionnaire to determine your compatibility and require her to complete it before you consider taking your relationship to the next level, Mr. LiveStream.
Make one of the questions, "Do you enjoy inviting neighbors over for drinks then dismembering them with a chainsaw and making stew out of their body parts, onions, carrots, potatoes, and a splash of Tabasco sauce?"
With any luck, you'll never hear from her again.
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