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Bad parents.
Lazy people.
Customers that take 3 weeks to pay, and when I call them on it they want to do payments. I ask them why they hired me to do a floor if they couldn't afford it. Threaten lawyer and suddenly the money is hand delivered.
Inanimate objects that don't obey to my command.
Tecmo Superbowl juiced up opponent that causes 5 fumbles.
The sun on a hangover morning.
Overcooked food.
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