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Originally Posted by God of Thunder
mom - "You know Melissa never really tells us anything, so we really have no idea what ever is going on"
me - "That seems to be a common theme with her."
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Proper response was: "She's kind of sensitive and quiet about the syphilis she got from her 1 night stands 2 years ago. That, and the thing about the uncle touching her. Well, good-bye."